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Read online The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12).pdf PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12) p i Dear Reader i p p If this is the first book you found while searching for a book to read next then the first thing you should know is that this next to last book is what you should put down first Sadly this book presents the next to last chronicle of the lives of the Baudelaire orphans and it is next to first in its supply of misery despair and unpleasantness p p Probably the next to last thing you would like to read about are a harpoon gun a rooftop sunbathing alon two mysterious initials three unidentified triplets a notorious villain and an unsavory curry p p Next to last things are the first thing to be avoided and so allow me to recommend that you put this next to last book down first and find something else to read next at last such a s the next to last book in another chronicle or a chronicle containing other next to last things so that this next to last book does not become the last book you will read p p i With all due respect i p p Lemony Snicket p by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist

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The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)
Title:The Penultimate Peril (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #12)
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ISBN:0064410153
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Number of Pages:353
Category:Fiction, Young adult, Childrens, Mystery
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The Vile Village (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #7), The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #3), The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #5), The Ersatz Elevator (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #6), The Slippery Slope (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #10), The Carnivorous Carnival (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #9), The Reptile Room (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #2), The Grim Grotto (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #11), The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1), The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
In the continuing appalling tales of the Baudelaire siblings the children are on the run having been falsely accused of murder so they hide in the carnival as part of Madame Lulu s House of Freaks Ages br br Everybody loves a carnival Who can fail to delight in the colorful people the unworldly spectacle the fabulous freaks A carnival is a place for good family fun as long as one has a family that is For the Baudelaire orphans their time at a carnival turns out to be yet another episode in a now unbearable series of unfortunate events In fact in this appalling ninth installment in Lemony Snicket s serial the siblings must confront a terrible lie an ambidextrous person a caravan and Chabo the wolf baby, Dear Reader br br If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans then before you read even one more sentence you should know this Violet Klaus and Sunny are kindhearted and quick witted but their lives I am sorry to say are filled with bad luck and misery All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched and this one may be the worst of them all If you haven t got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane a signalling device hungry leeches cold cucumber soup a horrible villain and a doll named Pretty Penny then this book will probably fill you with despair I will continue to record these tragic tales for that is what I do You however should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story br br With all due respect br br Lemony Snicket, In their desperate search for something lost the Baudelaire children encounter new and terrible horrors including mushrooms a mechanical monster a distressing message from a lost friend and tap dancing Ages br br Dear Reader br br Unless you are a slug a sea anemone or mildew you probably prefer not to be damp You might also prefer not to read this book in which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness as they descend into the depths of despair underwater br br In fact the horrors they encounter are too numerous to list and you wouldn t want me even to mention the worst of it which includes mushrooms a desperate search for something lost a mechanical monster a distressing message from a lost friend and tap dancing br br As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans lives You on the other hand may delve into some happier book in order to keep your eyes and your spirits from being dampened br br With all due respect br Lemony Snicket, Dear Reader br br You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake so please put it down Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose because each dismal moment of their stay in the village of V F D has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows an angry mob a newspaper headline the arrest of innocent people the Deluxe Cell and some very strange hats It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children s lives and write them all down but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing such as reading another book instead br br With all due respect br br i Lemony Snicket i